Anti-Social Media

I have a pretty obvious love-hate relationship with social media. For simplicity’s sake, and to start a post with some concrete statements instead of directionless blather (which I will save for the middle and end), here are some things from each of those categories. HATE I hate how important people make social media out to […]

The Case of the Missing Cell Phone

A couple of months ago, a got a new phone for the first time in five years. Given that I work with nerds, and live in a pretty affluent part of the richest country in the world, most people reacted to seeing my new phone with the following statement. “Why didn’t you get an iPhone?” […]

Quarters

(new 2023 editor’s note): I finally scraped this out of an old SQL file. It’s not actually very good, but I’ve been writing schlocky dork prose for 35 years now and ending sentences with prepositions for almost as long, so I’ve just decided to stop being embarrassed and celebrate the late-20s version of myself. (original […]