I don’t know how long ESPN has had this one, but I just noticed it. Maybe it’s like, 12 years old, I dunno.

This seems… weird, even if I can’t put my finger on why. Is it too much punctuation (a colon, and then three sentence fragments)? Is it the kind of pathetic “we’ll do whatever you want” nature of it? Is it the idea that ESPN “serves” fans, which seems kind of ridiculous?

Maybe it’s all of it. Even those negative qualities do seem pretty on-brand for them, though, at least these days.